You Know Your A Powerlifter When....
you get a headache and a bloody nose from tying your shoes
you have huge arms and small biceps
you are extremely fuscular ( fuscular is a large amount of muscle mass covered in fat)
Plan business trips according to what big gyms are in the area
Get excited by popped blood vessels
220's and below are the little guys
When it is mentally painful to use high reps
when you own more polyester suits than Disco Stu
when your wife asks if you liked the dinner she cooked, you respond by giving her 3 white lights
when you eat during your workout
when you consider high reps to be anything above 4
when you are constantly looking for a gym bag big enough to store all your gear
when you get a bicep cramp from talking on the cell phone for more than two minutes.
when you're worried your hands may be getting too fat for deadlifts.
if you can only eat a chicken breast if it's covered in mayonnaise.
you have more chalk and baby powder than an octogenarian school teacher.
when you poop yourself squatting
You start calling depth on deadlifts.
Have a seperate drawer in your dresser for meet t-shirts.
You can redlight squats just by hearing the federation
you own ballet slippers and aren't accused of being gay
You hook grip your grocery bags.
You mow your lawn with a mixed grip.
You can't count over 3, but you can multiply by 45 in your head.
You have the biggest quads in your gym... and the smallest calves.
You check your depth while taking a dump.
You've asked for a weight by colors ("gimme 3 reds and a blue")
You've dropped something and gone to pick it up... in a sumo stance.
When you always do the depth check while taking a dump
You've used a home depot card to buy training equipment
you have huge arms and small biceps
you are extremely fuscular ( fuscular is a large amount of muscle mass covered in fat)
Plan business trips according to what big gyms are in the area
Get excited by popped blood vessels
220's and below are the little guys
When it is mentally painful to use high reps
when you own more polyester suits than Disco Stu
when your wife asks if you liked the dinner she cooked, you respond by giving her 3 white lights
when you eat during your workout
when you consider high reps to be anything above 4
when you are constantly looking for a gym bag big enough to store all your gear
when you get a bicep cramp from talking on the cell phone for more than two minutes.
when you're worried your hands may be getting too fat for deadlifts.
if you can only eat a chicken breast if it's covered in mayonnaise.
you have more chalk and baby powder than an octogenarian school teacher.
when you poop yourself squatting
You start calling depth on deadlifts.
Have a seperate drawer in your dresser for meet t-shirts.
You can redlight squats just by hearing the federation
you own ballet slippers and aren't accused of being gay
You hook grip your grocery bags.
You mow your lawn with a mixed grip.
You can't count over 3, but you can multiply by 45 in your head.
You have the biggest quads in your gym... and the smallest calves.
You check your depth while taking a dump.
You've asked for a weight by colors ("gimme 3 reds and a blue")
You've dropped something and gone to pick it up... in a sumo stance.
When you always do the depth check while taking a dump
You've used a home depot card to buy training equipment